bear with me

forever friends and fake hands til the end (at Blue Man Group at the Briar Street Theatre)

If it weren’t for my friends these days, I wouldn’t know what I would do. #waitingtoexhale @Dputerbaugh @puterbaughtiff @sheseemsnice @nataliejose @matteolane (not pictured)

Oh, just the important morning googles.

cool dudette day #mothersday

Maybe she’s born with it, MAYBE IT’S TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE CAKE #tbt

sister sister #tbt

This was honestly the day I graffitied “SCIENCE” on the wall in my house. #standup #jokes #rebel #freewilly

For years my dad would tell me that he had a palm tree tattooed on his hand NOT #potleaf #tbt #newyork

Does this kitten make me look cool or do I make the kitten look cool? #newyork #awkwardphase #knittedvest

I have now scatted my way through three major cities including NYC, Chicago and Portland. The name is Candace JAZZMAN Lawrence @matteolane # ellafitzgeraldfever (at Port Authority Bus Terminal)