bear with me

bear with me

I started watching Law and Order at an early age #tbt

I started watching Law and Order at an early age #tbt

Imaginary hats #youngchicagoan

Imaginary hats #youngchicagoan

All jazz hands on deck!!!!

All jazz hands on deck!!!!

Like father, like daughter. #biker #exceptascooter #regram

Like father, like daughter. #biker #exceptascooter #regram

Happy Father’s Day, daddy. XoXo

Happy Father’s Day, daddy. XoXo

Pretty cool.  (at Salvatore’s Ristorante)

Pretty cool. (at Salvatore’s Ristorante)

Ugh, my aunt posted this.

back back and forth and forth.

Ugh, my aunt posted this.

back back and forth and forth.

I had a really great set last night that consisted of 85 % crowd work. And I kept mentioning that I was bad at relationships for no good reason. It didn’t have anything to do with what I was talking about. Truth in comedy, I guess.

I wish I was. One day, right? One day.

One day?

I have a heart of gold, but right now it feels like a black hole.

damienmaloney:

Ali, 2013

my sentiments exactly.

damienmaloney:

Ali, 2013

my sentiments exactly.

(via pleasexcusethemess)

secret ending. wait for it.