bear with me

forever friends and fake hands til the end (at Blue Man Group at...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:11:10 -0400

forever friends and fake hands til the end (at Blue Man Group at the Briar Street Theatre)

If it weren’t for my friends these days, I wouldn’t...

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:20:14 -0400

If it weren’t for my friends these days, I wouldn’t know what I would do. #waitingtoexhale @Dputerbaugh @puterbaughtiff @sheseemsnice @nataliejose @matteolane (not pictured)

Oh, just the important morning googles.

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:35:25 -0400

Oh, just the important morning googles.

cool dudette day #mothersday

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:09:35 -0400

cool dudette day #mothersday

Maybe she’s born with it, MAYBE IT’S TOO MUCH...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:07:09 -0400

Maybe she’s born with it, MAYBE IT’S TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE CAKE #tbt

sister sister #tbt

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:45:05 -0400

sister sister #tbt

This was honestly the day I graffitied “SCIENCE” on...

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:44:40 -0400

This was honestly the day I graffitied “SCIENCE” on the wall in my house. #standup #jokes #rebel #freewilly

For years my dad would tell me that he had a palm tree tattooed...

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:21:09 -0400

For years my dad would tell me that he had a palm tree tattooed on his hand NOT #potleaf #tbt #newyork

Does this kitten make me look cool or do I make the kitten look...

Thu, 09 May 2013 09:48:02 -0400

Does this kitten make me look cool or do I make the kitten look cool? #newyork #awkwardphase #knittedvest

I have now scatted my way through three major cities including...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:37:43 -0400

I have now scatted my way through three major cities including NYC, Chicago and Portland. The name is Candace JAZZMAN Lawrence @matteolane # ellafitzgeraldfever (at Port Authority Bus Terminal)

I’m waiting for @matteolane to get home. “When the...

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:07:23 -0400

I’m waiting for @matteolane to get home. “When the mice are away, Candy and I like to drink 40’s.” - barefoot contessa #newyork

I’ve got my lucky flamingo shirt, I took Ativan, and I had...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:17:20 -0400

I’ve got my lucky flamingo shirt, I took Ativan, and I had my Macaroni Grill Bloody Mary. I think I’m all set to take flight. (at Gate H6)

@jenkirman tonight at @thehideout with @swoosiehearse...

Sat, 04 May 2013 19:14:04 -0400

@jenkirman tonight at @thehideout with @swoosiehearse 7&10 b there (at The Hideout)

piglets you should know @puterbaughtiff

Sat, 04 May 2013 12:13:44 -0400

piglets you should know @puterbaughtiff

pet semetary was one of my favorite movies growing up. so was...

Wed, 01 May 2013 21:57:19 -0400

pet semetary was one of my favorite movies growing up. so was problem child. i had a great childhood

I’m opening for Jen Kirkman on May 4th at 7 & 10pm at...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:17:14 -0400

I’m opening for Jen Kirkman on May 4th at 7 & 10pm at The Hideout @swoosiehearse (at The Hideout)

Today I googled myself and this is the image that came up. I am...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:41:33 -0400

Today I googled myself and this is the image that came up. I am a famous horse comedian.

I’m on a strict corona/ @momowelch diet. Clearly I’m...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:27:41 -0400

I’m on a strict corona/ @momowelch diet. Clearly I’m going through withdrawal. #comedy #squirrels #bridgetown #clogsandmore

if these headshots could talk part two #bridgetown (at Eagles...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 04:41:06 -0400

if these headshots could talk part two #bridgetown (at Eagles Lodge)

It’s in clowns hands now @momowelch #bridgetown

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:38:09 -0400

It’s in clowns hands now @momowelch #bridgetown